Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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14 came into the room where I was watching TV. He made fun of the show I was watching and said "oh look at you watching boring 1980s shows!"
It was the Andy Griffith show. What the hell bro. 😭
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) August 25, 2023
Got a letter from my church reminding me I haven’t been there for awhile or donated and my 11 y/o daughter said I should just “unsubscribe from them.” That about sums up Gen Z’s view on religion and pretty much everything else.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) August 25, 2023
You don’t truly know pressure until your kid asks you to cook something “the way mommy makes it”
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) August 24, 2023
when I was 8 i stayed for dinner at a friend's house and at dinner his Mom asked how everyone's day was and his Dad said 'A corpse exploded in the van again, got some in Gary's hair too.' His Dad was a Funeral Director and i was not allowed to have dinner there anymore.
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) August 23, 2023
My kid threw a fit because his socks had bunnies and bunnies are for girls. I told him they weren’t bunnies, they’re rabbits and rabbits are for boys. He’s cool now.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) August 25, 2023
When I was a kid we didn't have school backpacks, we carried eight books & a 5-inch thick Trapper Keeper in our arms and we dropped everything every 5 feet and that’s how we liked it.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) August 26, 2023
My 8yo: A kid at school is always mean to me.
Me: What do you think is a good way to deal with it?
8yo: We should probably call the FBI and run surveillance on him.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) August 20, 2023
At what age do kids actually start washing their hands instead of just getting them wet for 5 seconds?
It's not 13.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 23, 2023
Being on vacation means comparing the coffee you're drinking to the coffee back home.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) August 26, 2023
What do you call a typo inscribed on a tombstone?
A grave mistake.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) August 26, 2023
https://twitter.com/mahnamematt/status/1694817528638312625
It’s an indescribable feeling when I’m trying to put my toddler in his car seat in a crowded parking lot and him screaming “HELP”.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) August 24, 2023
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