Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
My 9yo on Shark Tank:
“It’s a shirt, but look, it’s also a napkin!”
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) October 8, 2023
I heard a photographer was killed in a freak accident when a large wheel of cheddar landed on her.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn her.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) October 13, 2023
If you're having trouble falling asleep pretend you have to get up in 5 minutes.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) October 11, 2023
My wife and I play this cute game every time we go out where she picks 2 outfits out and asks my opinion on which looks better, then wears a different one anyway.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) October 13, 2023
Freddy Krueger: [comes to kill me in a nightmare]
Me: OMG I can't believe I'm actually sleeping.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 13, 2023
Seasonal affective disorder? Not in Florida. We have tropical depression.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) October 13, 2023
It’s almost corduroy season, I can hear it coming
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 12, 2023
Showed my 7 year-old an Etch-a-sketch and said this is what Daddy played with growing up and this little angel asked me if it was a 'caveman iPad' and I am still in shambles
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) October 9, 2023
My daughter asked when dinner would be ready and I said “Sometime soon.”
This kid had the nerve to give me the “hurry up” finger twirl
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) October 11, 2023
Me as a kid watching sports: How can you miss that play? You suck!!
Me as a parent watching sports: OMG, I feel so badly for that player
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 8, 2023
My wife was trying to tell me a quick story and after the umpteenth time our kids interrupted her she said, “Nevermind, maybe we can talk again when they’re grown up,” and that about sums up being married with kids.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) October 12, 2023