Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) October 19, 2023
Tried to teach my 13 y/o daughter a life lesson through analogy by asking her what the shortest distance between two points was and she gave me a puzzled look, paused and said, “7?” It may be time to reconsider our college savings plan.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) October 18, 2023
Me as a kid watching sports: How can you miss that play? You suck!!
Me as a parent watching sports: OMG, I feel so badly for that player
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) October 8, 2023
As someone who loves music, I thought I’d never be out of touch with modern artists like my parents before me, but now that I’m older I have no idea who any of you are talking about ever
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) October 19, 2023
For an astonishing 28th year in a row, the most popular Italian baby name is Waluigi.
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) October 20, 2023
If they can talk about Roblox, I highly recommend my 8YO for the house speaker
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 18, 2023
When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school.
Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 20, 2023
Me: Soccer practice is canceled.
8yo: Oh man! So I brushed my teeth for nothing?!
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) October 19, 2023
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) October 20, 2023
We all knew someone who had a toxic relationship with "Sun In."
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) October 19, 2023