Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
I was once so broke I couldn't afford to pay my electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) November 10, 2023
The word parenting is derived from Latin meaning always surrounded by crumbs.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) November 9, 2023
Doesn’t matter what I ask my teenager to do. His answer is always:
“I was GOING to do that after this video”
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) November 8, 2023
Mothers be like with 3 kids, 2 dogs and a job, I’ve 14 seconds of free time, I should get another dog
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 7, 2023
[At the hospital]
Nurse: *Walks into the room* How are you feeling this morning?
Me: It was a little rough sleeping here last night but I made it.
My wife: She was talking to me. I had the baby.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) November 7, 2023
my wife tried to kill me by making Maxwell house coffee this morning. Good lord what is that? Dirt and shit?
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 10, 2023
My daughter spent 20 minutes in the bathroom brushing her hair and applying face cream and mascara only to leave the house in sweatpants. Middle school is all about finding that perfect balance.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) November 9, 2023
It isn't officially Thanksgiving dinner until someone says "I'm not doing this shit again next year."
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) November 9, 2023
As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) October 29, 2023
Im young enough to have an Instagram account but old enough to have dialed 'zero' on a wall phone to ask a lady what my mom's work phone number was
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) November 3, 2023
CAN I MOVE MY CLOCKS FORWARD NOW I AM SICK OF FALLING ASLEEP AT 6 PM THANK YOU
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 10, 2023
"I tell you everything about a person, and you tell me a good gift to buy them" should be a job.
I'd pay good money for that service.
— Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) November 10, 2023