Honestly, these two angry dads had me convinced in the first couple second with the declaration of “f*ck Christmas!” but I kept watching because they were bound to make more arguments about everything wrong with Christmas. Boy did they ever.
The “dadholes”, as they’re dubbed, laundry list all the reasons Christmas is “dying hard.”
Everything wrong with Christmas
“Baby it’s cold outside” isn’t a Christmas song, it’s more like a police report.”
“We live in a place where it doesn’t snow, why the f*ck do you expect me to put my 2-year-old on a plane to a place where it does snow??”
“All I want for Xmas is a male birth control that’s a spray…”
“All I want for Xmas is to go to sleep until New Year’s…”
“Santa sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake. Oh really? Santa watches my kid when he’s sleeping? Great.”
“I bet Santa watches his elves sleep.”
The Dadholes go on and on about everything wrong with Christmas and it just gets funnier. They even sell merchandise!
Take it from the original dadhole — me — these guys know what they’re talking about. Not that anyone is listening, because really, who listens to dads?