Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
Marriage is just asking each other “What was that?” every time you hear a noise in the house for the rest of your life
— McDad (no blue check) (@mcdadstuff) April 20, 2023
Sometimes at night, I realize I've left a wardrobe door open and I have to close it before I go to bed. It's not because leaving the door open worries me, but it does bug my 6yo and I don't wanna get another lecture about it from him.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) April 19, 2023
Nobody:
My 10yo watching a TV family: Since when did dad’s have hair?!
— Dad Pickup Line (@dadpickupline) April 18, 2023
If you start talking about how coffee and caffeine is bad for me, I've already blocked you from my life before you got 2 sentences in.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 21, 2023
Camping is great for when you want to cook pasta out of a dirty old pot and then freeze to death in the woods
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) April 20, 2023
When you like your neighbors but fucking hate their dog
— Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) April 13, 2023
As a father I celebrate Earth Day every time I find dirt, leaves and rocks in my cargo pockets
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) April 20, 2023
Lional Richie let the world know that he played no active role in raising babies or toddlers when he released the song, “Easy Like Sunday morning.”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) April 16, 2023
Was on the toilet at the office when I bent over and looked under the wall to see if anyone was in the far stall.
The guy in the far stall did the same thing at the same time.
In some third world countries this is how they choose marriage partners.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 20, 2023
I bought a dozen bees, but they gave me 13.
I love a free bee
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) April 20, 2023
Kids: *Slyly* Hey dad, it’s 4/20…
Me: And?
Kids:
Me: Do you know what that means?
Kids: Um, no
Me: *Explains*
Kids: I don’t get it
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) April 20, 2023
My wife anytime I get up from the couch: You’re getting more food?!
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) April 20, 2023
I have nothing in common with people who "forget to eat."
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) April 21, 2023
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