Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
You eventually reach the age when you become very critical about people parking near your house.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) May 4, 2023
As a dad, I need to know who was in charge of turning off the lights at night on the Death Star?
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) May 4, 2023
I try to support my 6yo when he’s frustrated. I listen to him and validate his feelings so he knows that it’s okay to be frustrated and the feeling will pass. I can tell what I’m saying is really starting to resonate with him when he says “booooorrriiiinnnggggg” and walks off.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) May 2, 2023
Today my wife and I celebrate our 10 year wedding anniversary! And also Star Wars, because May the 4th. But it’s, like, at least 60% focused on the anniversary thing (when she’s around).
— Dad Pickup Line (@dadpickupline) May 4, 2023
13 asked me last night when he and I can go out and do something together. It's caught me off guard because he hasn't asked for that in a while. I said "absolutely lets plan something!". To which he replied "good. i need some Dad and son time." teenagers aren't jerks all the…
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 4, 2023
Told y’all I had a favorite TSwift song. “Baby let the games begin, let the games begin!” Don’t judge me. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/NVOMhVN8e8
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) May 2, 2023
Me in my 20's: I graduated with honors
Me in my 40's: I beat Waze to work
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) May 3, 2023
when my kid says he’s ready to go to the playground pic.twitter.com/UkzQXHY30E
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) May 2, 2023
Lional Richie let the world know that he played no active role in raising babies or toddlers when he released the song, “Easy Like Sunday morning.”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) April 16, 2023
8-year-old me: [scrunches face to make it all warped and wrinkly]
Mom: Stop, or your face will stay like that.
[many decades later]
Me: Oh no.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 4, 2023
I paid $1 for a wig today…
It was a small price toupe.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) May 4, 2023
Rule no. 1 of kids’ soccer practice:
Make friends with the guy who always brings Pringles— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 4, 2023
[finger to your lips] Ssshhh…you had me at “shipping by Mothers Day guaranteed.”
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) May 3, 2023
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