Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
how's your Monday going? i hate mine. pic.twitter.com/7X8y3bq2kM
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) July 17, 2023
One of the toughest parts about parenting a teen is having to stay awake till 11pm to pick them up from an event
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) July 15, 2023
My daughter is protesting the next stage of life after going through “the talk” at school, “Puberty is unfair. Boys get stronger, we just get to have babies.” The line for the 6th Grade revolution forms on the right.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) July 13, 2023
Third morning in a row my mother-in-law pointed out the same paddle boarder off the coast of our vacation rental. Family currently making bets on when she’ll figure out it’s just a buoy.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) July 19, 2023
After your kid has a bath, you should always make sure you check if the ceiling is wet. This was not something I knew that I needed to check for.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) July 20, 2023
My greatest shame as a Dad is that one time 3 summers ago when I turned on the A/C but left the back door open
— Dad Pickup Line (@dadpickupline) July 14, 2023
Caesar [dying]: remember me
Soldier: we will name a salad after you
Soldier: with stale chunks of bread
Caesar: actually nev-
Soldier: and tiny pieces of fish and cheese
Caesar: wow ok so no one liked me
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) July 18, 2023
I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees.
He counted and gave me 13.
“Sir, you gave me an extra."
"That's a freebie."
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) July 9, 2023
My wife still brings up that one time in 2013 I was indecisive about which shirt to wear, after her water broke
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) July 17, 2023
Parents be like "why aren't you eating, don't you like my food?" and after you eat a ton, they'll say "you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less."
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) July 20, 2023
I like to think when my generation retires, they’ll replace all the pickleball courts with skateparks.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) July 17, 2023
Me: I’m tired.
My insomnia: Let’s think of an annoying television show theme from the 70’s.
My ADD: Speaking of 70, you'll be there in about 15 years.
My insomnia: Let’s think about death.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 20, 2023
That's not enough cheese.
– me reading any recipe whether it calls for cheese or not
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) July 20, 2023