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Sit right down and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
parenting is filled w/ ironies, like how my kids score above avg on standardized tests but then put pillows on their heads running straight into walls just for fun
— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) November 10, 2022
Camping sure is a great and affordable way to relax and escape life's daily stresses
Walmart employee: Sir, the tents are for display only, please leave
— Mike (@Parentpains) November 10, 2022
In hell you have to attend a kids birthday party every day
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 10, 2022
Me: Bathroom emergency. Major emergency. Need to go now. Can’t hold it another second.
Also me: has to find phone first
— Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) November 3, 2022
Welcome to parenthood. You never thought you'd want to fight a 5yo, but here we are.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 9, 2022
Been taking my 4 y/o to dance lessons for months and she has yet to be instructed on “The Robot” so now I have no choice but to intervene to save the recital.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) November 9, 2022
I taught my kids the Peter Piper tongue twister and now all I hear is my 4yo yelling “PETER PIPER PICKLE PECKER PICKLE PECKER!!”
— Thankful Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) November 10, 2022
“Why don’t we watch something we both enjoy,” she asked with the intention of watching something only she enjoys.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) November 5, 2022
I think school photo packages are secretly a math test for parents to discover if we're capable of figuring out the one that's the best value. I am confident I have failed this test. Again.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) November 11, 2022
Two artists had an art contest…
It ended in a draw.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) November 10, 2022
My son came downstairs, tried to quietly rummage through the cleaning and products, and then ran off with the 409.
It’s too early. I don’t want to know.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) November 6, 2022
Neighbor: [using leaf blower]
Me: Hey, I'm in a meeting and I can barely hear my coworkers and management.
Neighbor: Oh, I'm sorry, I'll stop.
Me: What? No. Can you make it go louder?
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 10, 2022
Making plans to go out doesn't sound that bad until the night you actually have to go out.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) November 11, 2022
“Oh, I don’t drive when it’s dark” gets you out of a lot more stuff this time of year
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) November 10, 2022
Today my 6 year-old asked if 'Grandma got run over by a reindeer' was based on a true story, and dear reader I said yes.
— 🍁Yukon Ghost (@GrahamKritzer) November 5, 2022
i tried dropping off my kids at the local arcade yesterday and the owner made me stay. kinda rude how he didn't wanna babysit my kids for 2 to 17 hours.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 10, 2022
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