Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
The first day of Spring men take their four or five pairs of cargo shorts from the bottom drawer and put them in the top drawer.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) March 20, 2023
Me: I thought you were going to clean your room today.
Daughter: My body didn’t allow it.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) March 12, 2023
My 5yo was watching TV and someone on the show said “there’s a capital L and a lowercase L” and my son said “you’re a lowercase L” so I can can tell he’s got some quality zingers.
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) March 18, 2023
I'm so awkward I visited a new doctor today and when they came in I literally said "Those are some nice shoes". I have to find another doctor already.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) March 19, 2023
I don't care what anyone says about pineapple, in my books the worst topping to put on pizza is broken glass
— 🍁Yukon Cornelius (@GrahamKritzer) March 11, 2023
One of my favorite things about kids is when they ask you questions that you have zero chance of knowing the answer, and then get upset when say you don't know.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) March 15, 2023
Is anyone else still recovering from this time change like you’ve been in a terrible accident?
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) March 15, 2023
My wife just found a piece of popcorn in her bra so I'm thinking of renewing our vows.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 19, 2023
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
The ducks keep biting him.
I should have known this would happen.
He’s pure bread.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) March 20, 2023
Dads are never closer to their pioneer heritage than when they are seeking out a spot for their family at the beach.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) March 18, 2023
Half the married arguments would not happen if wives did not talk over the noise of the appliances
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 17, 2023
People throw around the term "trauma" a little too liberally
— Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) March 12, 2023
right when parenting seems to be going smooth, a toddler tosses an electric razor off the top banister hitting ur foot
— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) March 18, 2023
Here I was walking around having a good day when suddenly my 10yo asks ‘isn’t it weird that out of all the multiverses we live in the one where Spider-Man is a fictional character?’
— Dad Pickup Line (@dadpickupline) March 16, 2023