Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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My kids are trying to decide what sign they want to put on their new bedroom door, and so far they’ve narrowed it down to:
boys only
boys rule
no girls except at bedtime
sometimes girls— meghan (@deloisivete) July 19, 2023
me: omg thank you!
phlebotomist who told me my veins were very skinny: you’re…welcome
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 18, 2023
I had to delete a tweet bc someone posted a picture of a micro-penis in the replies, and if that isn’t the most twitter thing ever I don’t know what is.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) July 16, 2023
I gave up on perfect a long time ago and at this point I just hope someone finds me delightfully incompetent
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) July 19, 2023
Me, as a kid: I’m not going to grow up to be a boring adult.
Me, as an adult: *has a favorite tree I like looking at on my way to work*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 19, 2023
I tucked in my darling seven year old daughter and pulled close her drapes. I kissed her goodnight and she asked Alexa to serenade her to sleep. “Alexa, play Freak on a Leash”
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) July 18, 2023
My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) July 19, 2023
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