Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
my daughters stuffed animal was drug tested in the airport security line, so then i had to explain what drugs were to my six year old, and now she thinks they sound cool
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 9, 2023
What's the proper number of times for your dentist to graze your boobs during a filling? Asking for me
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) January 11, 2023
Having one child outgrow an annoying children’s show just as the other one starts to watch it is the true curse of parenthood
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) January 11, 2023
Sending my kid to school in one Luigi sock and one Hulk sock is as close as it gets to matching around here
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 11, 2023
"Sure, I could do my homework but I'd rather complain about it for hours & put everyone through hell."
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 12, 2023
I'm not saying my 4yo is planning world domination, I'm saying that he uses his powers for evil and you should watch yourself.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) January 9, 2023
My son is in a fun phase where he repeats every phrase he hears on tv, every phrase he hears on tv!
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 5, 2023
My headstone will read:
‘That curb came out of nowhere!’
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) January 11, 2023
My 4yo says "I am the boss" in a robot voice when demanding things and if it's any indication she will be a corporate superstar
— Tori (@ToriTheMom) January 11, 2023
Today, I got in trouble for getting rid of something my daughter says she uses daily…..I got rid of it months ago
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 9, 2023
“The Buffalo Wild Wings are winning!” – 6 spittin’ mad football facts
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) January 8, 2023
If you won’t give me your banking password the least you could do is give me your mother’s maiden name, what your high school mascot was, the name of your first pet, and last four digits of your social security number.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 11, 2023
Getting my kid to try new foods by calling everything a cookie. Follow me for more mom hacks.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) January 11, 2023
7yo: mommy can you do any tricks?
Me: i can turn anxiety into diarrhea
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 9, 2023