Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
The flight attendants made us sit next to our children the entire flight and I don’t know what we did to deserve that
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) December 27, 2022
My favorite Christmas line from a movie is this timeless gem from Prancer…
“You kids are making me nuts.”
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) December 26, 2022
I had my suspicions that my husband was getting me an air fryer for Christmas from his casual mentions about air fryers and the air fryer box that’s been sitting in our living room for the entire month of December.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 28, 2022
“The best part about getting a Barbie dream house from Santa is that you guys didn’t have to put it together!” says my daughter sweetly. It totally made it worth staying up late and putting it together. Merry Christmas, y’all 🎄🎁
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) December 25, 2022
I was a terrible mother and told my kids I hate them today. Well what I really said was, please pick your towels up off the floor but apparently it’s the same thing
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 28, 2022
The true joy of this year's holiday season will forever be when my 6 year old called a large snowflake decoration a "thicc boi"
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) December 27, 2022
The me that wants to lose five pounds and the me that keeps eating cookies need to have a talk.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) December 25, 2022
My kids: Mom we’re hungry!
Me as a parent the week between Christmas and New Years: There’s some candy on the floor over there help yourself.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) December 28, 2022
Typed “I’m worry” instead of sorry, and autocorrect was just like yes, that seems right
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 28, 2022
Anyone want to take a drive where I point out buildings that used to be Taco Bells
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) December 28, 2022
A breakfast burrito is a really great way to show someone you care.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) December 28, 2022
Just got annoyed my keys wouldn't open a random car, that looks nothing like mine, in a mostly empty parking lot
— Tori (@ToriTheMom) December 29, 2022
my six year old is playing an “olden times” game with a horse and buggy, churning butter, and making calls on a landline phone
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) December 28, 2022
*Christmas with the grandparents*
Gma: ooh spiderman blanket!
6yo: Incorrect. It's actually a Miles Morales blanket.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) December 27, 2022
Me: I can’t believe the kids are still asleep
Garbage truck: let me ruin this for you
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 28, 2022
When we say cherish every moment, we are talking about the time you can convince your kids it’s midnight at 8 PM on New Year’s Eve.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) December 28, 2022
I just learned my favorite sponge was discontinued. Thank you for your support during this difficult time
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) December 28, 2022