Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
Stranger: how old are your kids?
Me: 8, 6, and 3
Stranger: …I admire you
Me: you mean you think I’m completely nuts
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) March 16, 2023
i forgot to eat lunch today. pretty sure i need an exorcism guys this isn’t right.
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) March 15, 2023
If you send a kissy face emoji to a woman in a DM and it's not your girlfriend or Mom, she will screenshot it and text it to the FBI
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) March 15, 2023
My kid just told me he needs to take 120 of something to school tomorrow, so his choices are cheerios or my tears
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 16, 2023
Oh, your kid is in all honors courses. That’s cool. Well, my kids are learning from real life experiences like why we don’t put forks in the microwave.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 15, 2023
the 2yr old is walking around going, “sus, sus,” and I wondered what I was doing to have him question my motives.
turns out he just wanted apple sauce
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) March 13, 2023
I love my in laws but sometimes it’s hard with the language barrier, like today they said they were taking the kids all day and I thought they meant they were taking the kids all day
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) March 15, 2023
My 6yo is mad at me and told me he was going to watch my YouTube videos and give them a thumbs down friggin brutal
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) March 15, 2023
‘Steak and bj day’.. or as I like to call it; Tuesday.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) March 14, 2023
My kid just wiped a booger on my forehead in the sign of the cross so catholic school is definitely paying off
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) March 11, 2023
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