Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
My kid *standing right next to the trash*: Mom, would you throw this out for me?
Me: I can’t believe you didn’t say please
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) April 5, 2023
time to settle in with my 3000 calorie nighttime snack to makeup for a day of healthy eating
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) April 6, 2023
I won't meet you on the other side, but I will wave to you if I see you there
– me to my husband in our king size bed
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) April 4, 2023
My kids want to leave out carrots for the Easter bunny, but I think I’ve talked them into a nice rosé instead
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 5, 2023
My 11-year-old made a grocery list and the only item on it was cake. I have so much to learn from her.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 4, 2023
I’m realizing that it’s been thirty years and I’ve still no idea what a training bra was training.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) April 3, 2023
I called the family for dinner and no one came so I ate a hot meal in absolute peace omg you guys food actually tastes like stuff
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) April 3, 2023
My kids never meet a drink he couldn’t spill
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) April 4, 2023
Be kind folks because you never who just found out they are wearing their undies inside out
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) April 2, 2023