Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
I like to keep the Imodium next to the laxatives in my medicine cabinet, just to keep my guests guessing
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 4, 2023
The amount of cheese I buy is between me and god and the kroger cashier
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 3, 2023
surrounding cities are warning citizens that the high school seniors are having water wars running around neighborhoods trying to attack each other with water guns as per their tradition
and to please don’t draw real guns on them and shoot them
wtf is this world
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 4, 2023
I am going to focus on attainable goals in order to stay motivated, like having at least 15 shampoos in my shower when I die
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) May 3, 2023
So last night my 2yo called me into his room. As I was laying next to him he slowly pointed his finger to the ceiling and whispered "right there" then reached over and grabbed my hand like he was terrified.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) May 1, 2023
I might bleed to death, from my vagina, today. In this event I want it known I would like to be cremated and made into surprise jewelry candles, thank you
— Tori (@ToriTheMom) April 30, 2023
Checkout a pressure cooker on offer up ONE time and receive notifications on pressure cooker related items every 2 days until you die
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) May 3, 2023
It’d be a lot easier to follow my 2nd grader’s school gossip if the kids’ names weren’t Maddy, the other Maddy, and Maddi with an i.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 3, 2023
I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 3, 2023
Okay but listen, there is something about a man that knows his way around the kitchen
— Tiffany (@tiffanytweets80) May 4, 2023
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