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World’s Largest Super Soaker Is Verified By Guinness World Records

The minute my kids see something on TV or online, they want to buy it / build it / steal it.

“Can we make slime?”

“Can we get a t-shirt cannon?”

“Can we get a new mommy?”

I usually say no (though I seriously thought over that last request) but if the kids see this massive Super Soaker, well, I might have to cave in because I WANT THIS GIANT SUPER SOAKER.

Last summer, former NASA-engineer-turned-YouTuberMark Roberbuilt the worlds largest NERF gun.

This summer, Rober built himself a custom Super Soaker.

He’s like a real-life Phineas, or Ferb, depending on his accent. Robers soaker uses nitrogen tanks to shoot, and gas to pressurize a tank of water, to absolutely destroy his intended targets.

WORLD’S LARGEST SUPER SOAKER

“Introducing the Guinness World Record Largest Super Soaker ever at 7-ft long!! This could definitely shoot Ralphie’s eye out.”

If you’re in the market to build one of these monsterwater cannons, he provides step-by-step instructions. Best of luck. Get extra insurance first.

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Chris Illuminati is a freelance writer and published author. Follow him on Twitter (@chrisilluminati), Instagram (@messagewithabottle) or email him at cilluminati@gmail.com.

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