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Parenting Note #316 – Help Wanted

Parenting Note #316

She’s too young to actually understand the gesture but I swear my4-year-old flicked her hand at me right after I put down her bowl of chips.

That “be gone” little hand flipping up.

She can’t know what it means.

She better not know what it means, because if she does, I’m going to make her life miserable from now until my body is pine-boxed.

It was probably my imagination.

I’m putting a Help Wanted sign by the door just in case.

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Chris Illuminati is a freelance writer and published author. Follow him on Twitter (@chrisilluminati), Instagram (@messagewithabottle) or email him at cilluminati@gmail.com.

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