(The following content is sponsored by Manscaped)
There were very few “bright spots” involved with the pandemic, quarantining, self-isolating, and hiding out inside our homes for almost a year. Unless you count all of the time and money men saved by not shaving or cutting their hair for months and months.
Ironically, I grew my quarantine beard an entire year prior to the pandemic so I didn’t partake in the widespread trend of letting the scruff grow out.
I know more than a few men who stopped shaving in March 2020 and haven’t trimmed a hair on their face since going into hiding.
Well, I’ve got semi-bad news for those dads – the world is opening up again, and tucking facial hair inside a mask won’t be the go-to move anymore.
I’m pretty sure I just heard the sounds of thousands of wives muttering “thank Jeebus” at the idea of their husbands sheering massive clumps of hair off their faces.
Guys, it’s time to lose the quarantine beards. Both of them.
What do I mean by both beards? I’m talking about the hair covering your face and the Bob Ross bush covering your junk. Yup, bathing suit season is coming and it’s time to take sheers to the bristle covered by your boxers.
Manscaped has every guy covered when it comes to cleaning up the body bristles, chin curtains, and crotch carpets.
And not only are they helping men lose all that quarantine coif, but they’re also offering 20% OFF AND FREE SHIPPING for being a fan of this website. More about that in a minute.
Here are three awesome trimmers from Manscaped to beg the wife and kids for Father’s Day.
The Lawnmower 4.0 from Manscaped
I was lucky enough to get The Lawnmower 4.0 before it hit the masses and I absolutely love it. The 4th generation trimmer features a cutting-edge ceramic blade to reduce grooming accidents down around the “boys” thanks to their Advanced SkinSafe™ Technology.
The Lawnmower 4.0 has upgraded smooth adjustable guards in sizes 1 through 4 can deliver a more customizable trimming experience. So you can pop in a clean, sharp blade module every 3 months with the new MANSCAPED™ Peak Hygiene Plan.
And best of all, the Lawn Mower 4.0. is waterproof! So you can shave in the shower and avoid those arguments with the wife about why the hell there’s so much body hair all over the bathroom floor.
The Weed Whacker from Manscaped
There’s nothing worse than looking in the mirror and realizing you’ve got a gross nose or ear hair just flapping out in the breeze for the world to see.
I’m a huge fan of the MANSCAPED Weed Whacker ear and nose hair trimmer for just this reason.
The premium MANSCAPED Weed Whacker uses a 9,000 RPM motor-powered 360-degree rotary dual-blade system and its intelligently contoured design enhances the trimming experience. It’s also waterproof which makes for easy operation and cleaning.
Ultra Smooth Package by MANSCAPED
I wasn’t sure I’d be sold on the Ultra Smooth Package. Cream and gel for my twig and berries? The idea seemed ridiculous. Boy was I wrong.
The Ultra Smooth Package is a specialized groin shaving kit to help men buff, protect, and smooth those most sensitive areas and the package includes the new MANSCAPED™ Crop Shaver, Crop Exfoliator, and Crop Gel.
Infused with ingredients that can soothe, clear, and keep the skin on and around the groin feeling refreshed, the Crop Exfoliator reduces the risk of ingrown hairs in your delicate places. The Crop Gel is a unique clear shaving gel just for the groin. Packed with four essential oils, the gel is like a spa treatment for your sack every time you shave.
These are just some of the awesome products available over at Manscaped.
OK, now onto the deal for my readers.
Go to manscaped.com/bottle and the 20% discount and free shipping will be applied automatically to your order.
That’s all you have to do.
Either treat yourself to these trimmers for men or tell the wife you want Manscaped for Father’s Day this year.
A complete grooming package from Manscaped will be the balliest gift you ever buy yourself or get from a loved one on Father’s Day.
So say goodbye to both beards and hello to a feeling of comfort above – and below – the belt.
The Message With A Bottle team writes about gear that we think you want. Occasionally, these items are part of affiliate partnerships and we make a small percentage of the sales.