Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
Accidentally vacuumed up an old orange peel and it smelled pretty good, follow me for more cleaning tips
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 12, 2023
I just want to know- how many years after the kids go to college do you keep finding tiny Lego pieces?
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) September 9, 2023
I had a dream that Shaq wanted to teach me how to do a lay up. Shaq. Then we shared a caprisun. Shaq. He wanted to kiss me. Shaq. SHAQ.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) October 7, 2023
My biggest fear as a parent is somehow losing my mind in the next 20 years and showing up to one of my sons’ wedding in a white floor length ball gown.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) October 9, 2023
Me walking into book club when I actually read the book this month pic.twitter.com/vni2C8hzID
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) October 9, 2023
My husband still gets emotional every time he talks about how much he spent on a churro at Disney World.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 12, 2023
The longest journey is between me sitting in my car in the gym parking lot, and me getting out of my comfy car and walking into the gym.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) October 12, 2023