Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
Boundaries aren’t mean. Boundaries are one of the highest forms of self-care.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) October 18, 2023
Girl math is subtracting 5 lbs because you had your AirPods in.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 18, 2023
Joked to my kid that he ate too many skittles and I wouldn't buy him any for 10 years, and he responded with, oh so I can't have them again until you're 50, and now we're both mad
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 18, 2023
Me: What did you do at school today!
My kid: Nothing.
My kid’s schools facebook page: Here’s a selection of the 48 really cool things your child did at school today!
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) October 16, 2023
I do this bit where I fart really loud and then ask my kids if they heard it. They hate it.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) October 13, 2023
Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) October 17, 2023