Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
I need a strapping man or woman to come fireman carry me upstairs to bed and brush my teeth. No weirdos (which is why my husband can't do it)
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) October 6, 2023
I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) October 1, 2023
Grocery prices are so high that I am now being forced to eat the food I bring home from the grocery store.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 5, 2023
I’m so short on patience that I’m now just asking my kids, “can you just stop being a kid, please?”
It’s not working.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) September 10, 2023
Podcasters be like “Hello Fresh is family friendly. Even my pickiest eater loves their spinach salmon truffle mac and cheese” like bitch why you lying.
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) October 2, 2023
My 5yo at bedtime: have you ever wondered what ‘eagle’ starts with?
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 6, 2023
I get the weirdest vibes from Travis Kelce anyone else?
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) September 28, 2023