Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets. Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
We were behind on mowing the lawn, which was already driving my husband nuts, but then the neighbor called to see if we’d like to borrow his lawn mower because clearly ours must be broken and now my husband says we have to move
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 8, 2023
My kid’s new favorite phrase is “oh and by the way” if anyone is looking for a tiny reply guy
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 11, 2023
me: in or out
me: which one
dog: you bet
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 6, 2023
My three-hour meeting ended 18 minutes early and the leader told us all to "enjoy that free time, take care of ourselves and relax" like she had just given us all free weeklong Princess cruises
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) May 9, 2023
Did you know that fatigue usually starts at about the 6th week of pregnancy and lasts until you die
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) May 10, 2023
11 said she liked the dinner I made so much that she would request it as her last meal in prison, which was both sweet and slightly concerning.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) May 11, 2023
When I got the flu as a kid my mom would fetch me the biggest bowl in the house and wish me luck
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) May 9, 2023
My daughter is writing a poem about our dog and she’s trying to find a word that rhymes with his name. Our dog’s name is Tucker. This will not end well.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 9, 2023
Me: what will you say?
8yo: Stop it. I don’t like that.
Me: and if he does it again?
8yo: I won’t play with you.
Me: if he says “but I’ll give you a Pokémon?”
8yo: which one?
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 10, 2023
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