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The New Dad Dictionary: The Only Parenting Book He’ll Ever Need

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The best new dad book of the year is the only parenting book hell ever really need — The New Dad Dictionary.

So you’re a new dad or are about to become a new dad.

Congratulations!

But before you pat yourself on the back too wholeheartedly, you probably want to answer some questions:

When your wife says she doesn’t want an episiotomy, do you know what that means?

Do you know how to handle meconium or jaundice? Those are pregnancy terms.

Are you going to be an authoritarian parent or an authoritative parent? A snowplow parent or a helicopter parent? Those are parenting styles.

Are you ready for cluster feedings and cradle cap?

How about meconium and jaundice?

With The New Dad Dictionary, you no longer have to page through hundreds of parenting books or do exhaustive web searches for the answers.

If you’re not sure how to answer these questions or don’t even know what meconium is, don’t worry.

The best new dad book of the year is here to help.

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Father’s Day is June 16th.⁣ ⁣ Is there a new dad on your gift list? ⁣ ⁣ A dad with a couple years, or kids, under his belt?⁣ ⁣ No matter if he’s new and clueless or a grizzled but still frazzled veteran, The New Dad Dictionary is the perfect gift. ⁣ ⁣ If you don’t believe me, listen to what other people have said about the book…⁣ ⁣ "The New Dad Dictionary provides genuinely helpful advice without getting overly clinical, and with enough humor to keep you wanting to read more…. If you're going to become a new dad imminently…having this book by your side…will help make the transition easier." — GeekDad.com⁣ ⁣ "A very funny but educational bad-ass book…. If you're a new dad, or about to become a new dad you should totally get this book." –The Bloggess⁣ ⁣ Click the link in my bio to read more or tap the product link on the photo. ⁣ ⁣ —⁣ ⁣ #fathersday #fathers #fathersdaygifts #fathersons #fathersongoals #fatherson ⁣ #fathersofinstagram #dad #newdad #dadlife #dads #singledad #books⁣

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Father’s Day is June 16th.⁣ ⁣ Is there a new dad on your gift list? ⁣ ⁣ A dad with a couple years, or kids, under his belt?⁣ ⁣ No matter if he’s new and clueless or a grizzled but still frazzled veteran, The New Dad Dictionary is the perfect gift. ⁣ ⁣ If you don’t believe me, listen to what other people have said about the book…⁣ ⁣ "The New Dad Dictionary provides genuinely helpful advice without getting overly clinical, and with enough humor to keep you wanting to read more…. If you're going to become a new dad imminently…having this book by your side…will help make the transition easier." — GeekDad.com⁣ ⁣ "A very funny but educational bad-ass book…. If you're a new dad, or about to become a new dad you should totally get this book." –The Bloggess⁣ ⁣ Click the link in my bio to read more or tap the product link on the photo. ⁣ ⁣ —⁣ ⁣ #fathersday #fathers #fathersdaygifts #fathersons #fathersongoals #fatherson ⁣ #fathersofinstagram #dad #newdad #dadlife #dads #singledad⁣

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Reviews for The New Dad Dictionary on Amazon

“I love giving this book to new dads (and dads that have had kids and are expecting again and need to add some humor to their lives). Most showers now include dads-to-be so just imagine their faces when a gift is handed over to THEM to enjoy…and enjoy they do.

The author has a way of explaining real life baby terms, but takes it a step further, adding his own dad definition so dads can find humor in the everyday baby world. I think every dad should have this book to put him in touch with the new world he is about to be thrown into!!”

“Got this for my husband for Father’s Day since we are new parents. He loves it and it actually has good use.”

“Gave this to my husband since we’re expecting our first child. He loves it, the ‘dadfinitions’ are his favorite! Would definitely recommend for any dad’s with a sense of humor that want to be more involved in the pregnancy/understand what’s happening!”

“I bought this as a present for my husband as we are expecting our first child. It arrived very quickly, before the earliest day estimated. He started reading it immediately and wouldn’t put it down! The ‘dadfinitions’ are hilarious and definitely accurate. Highly recommend this to any parent that enjoys a good laugh.”

Buy The New Dad Dictionary now!

 

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Chris Illuminati is a freelance writer and published author. Follow him on Twitter (@chrisilluminati), Instagram (@messagewithabottle) or email him at cilluminati@gmail.com.

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