MESSAGE WITH A BOTTLE

This week, we play catch-up with some notes.

I’m taking a family road trip this summer. Our first vacation as a threesome.

This week, I discuss the random thoughts that make me laugh, keeping it simple and stupid and the kids go to civil war over an armrest.

Sometimes the internet is a teacher, albeit accidentally.

This week, I discuss trucks full of dead deer, letting kids fail, and the real reason online shopping was created.

This week, The Kid wants me to stop acting a fool, kid shows songs get stuck in my cranium and people think I stuff poop in my pocket.

In the notes this week, the kids make up words for bodily functions, the bank teller knows I’m taking change from my kids and vitamins are becoming the high point of my day.

This week, the kids want to impale me with a toy, people have a huge issue with my grocery list, and I don’t have a hard copy of the rules.