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Parenting Notes #701-709

parenting note #709

How’s everyone doing after week one of the quarantine?

You can be honest or can lie. Whatever helps get you through the day.

I’ve been keeping a quarantine journal. I posted a few entries.

Here are some reasons you should try keeping a journal too. And not just during a pandemic.

Ok, here are the notes…

Parenting Note #701

 

parenting note #701

To be honest, I don’t like it either.⁣

Parenting Note #702

 

parenting note #702

Now if I only had Bruce Wayne’s billions…⁣

Parenting Note #703

 

parenting note #703

All I want is a nice soufflé, is that too much to f**king ask?!?!⁣

Parenting Note #704

 

parenting note #704

She wanted me to call the police and I told her some crimes are better left unsolved.

Parenting Note #705

 

parenting note #705

“I’m watching you sit down to watch TV. And then you can watch me walk out of the room and go take a nap.” ⁣

Parenting Note #706

 

parenting note #706

Thor agrees. ⁣

Parenting Note #707

 

parenting note #707

KID: “What’s that thing on the ceiling?”⁣

ME: (points at my eyes, points at him.) ⁣

KID: “I’m moving out.” ⁣

Parenting Note #708

 

parenting note #708

I’ll save the $25 and just give them the liquid high fructose. ⁣

Parenting Note #709

 

parenting note #709

True story.

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