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Parenting Tip #304 – Things That Go Bump In The Night

I told him there are absolutely no monsters under his bed. It’s too obvious of a hiding spot.

We both checked. Nothing but dust and toys.

Honestly, the noise was me jumping for joy because it was bedtime.

The things that go bump in the night are the sounds of parents finishing all the things they couldn’t during the day.


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Chris Illuminati is a freelance writer and published author. Follow him on Twitter (@chrisilluminati), Instagram (@messagewithabottle) or email him at cilluminati@gmail.com.

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