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20 ‘Total Dad Moves’ I Haven’t Done Yet – But It’s Only A Matter Of Time

These are total dad moves, and while I haven't done most, it's only a matter of time. Because...we're powerless to stop the progression from man to "dad."


These are total dad moves, and while I haven’t done most, it’s only a matter of time. Because…


It’s unavoidable.

No man wants it to happen, it just happens.

Every man with a child morphs into a “dad” and you’re probably saying “yeah, that’s how it works, sh*thead” but I don’t mean like in a natural sense like “creating offspring” I mean every guy becomes the stereotypical dad.

You just wake up one morning and every radio is too loud and the thermostat becomes an obsession, you couldn’t stop telling dad jokes if you tried, and your clothes, well screw it, they’re just covers for your slowly developing dad bod.

Every father is guilty of total dad moves but it takes a real man to own up to the moves and an even bigger man to start a Twitter account called Total Dad Moves and tweet out all the dumb sh*t of a paternal nature.

Here are 20 of my favorite total dad moves from @shitdadsdo.





Check out even more Total Dad Moves here.


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