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Parenting Tip #340 – Understand Real vs. Pretend

I think if I pushed the issue she would have stabbed me with a crayon.

I’ve written about Disney before. I’ve written several notes about the trip to Disneyworld. It happened months ago and at least once a day one of the kids will mention something about the trip.

The Disney people are incredibly good at brainwashing children. It must happen on one of the rides. Maybe the brainwashing is coded into the Small World song.

 

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