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MWAB greeting card

Want to send a new mom or dad one of these homemade greeting cards with my most popular note of all time on the front?

Of course, you do!

Here’s how to order:

1. Send $4 (includes shipping) via PayPal to cilluminati (@) gmail.com.
2. Include your name and address.
3. Wait by the mailbox until it arrives. It won’t be long, I promise.
4. There are no more steps.
5. Seriously, what the hell are you waiting for!?!?

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