Welcome to your second favorite post of the week – my notes being the first.
The funniest parenting memes and tweets of the week.
Before checking out all the funny stuff from other parents, I’d like everyone to listen to a segment of an interview I did with professional wrestler, Rhett Titus.
In this clip, Rhett talks about his mom helping him with a Doink the Clown costume as a kid, and how she went all out to make sure Rhett won a wrestling costume contest.
In the end, things didn’t turn out the way Rhett hoped.
"Doink, he went to the next town and I went back to the second grade"
This story @RhettTitusANX told @chrisilluminati is FANTASTIC. It somehow gets even better though…
Check out the rest of the clip here: https://t.co/wkkvLfmEZw pic.twitter.com/2blMiiXaXU
— Not About Wrestling (@NotAboutWrstlng) February 19, 2021
If you’d like to hear the rest of the interview, head on over to Not About Wrestling.
Here are the funniest tweets and memes from dads this week and make sure to follow me on FACEBOOK, TIKTOK, TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, or TUMBLR.
*bathing 4*
4: *pointing down* don't wash my baby yoda
— Manic Mama (@JannaKillHimNik) February 18, 2021
“I don’t like being five it’s too much responsibility”
My 5yo in for a rude awakening one day
— Satirical Mommy (@MommySatirical) February 17, 2021
Kid menus be like 3 chicken nuggets and 2 grapes for $8.50
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) February 16, 2021
I have been ghosting a pile of laundry for 3 days and it is NOT taking the hint.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 18, 2021
Me: Did you brush you hair?
6-year-old: Yes.
Me: Today?
6: *backs out of the room*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 18, 2021
I have a brain that tells me no one wants to hear from me ever. It’s the best, I love it.
— Burning Mom (@MomOnFire) February 19, 2021
I’m sitting in my car eating mini eggs and crying and the dude who just pulled up next to me looked in my car and then decided to park somewhere else
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) February 15, 2021
Me: You know I’m a hip mom.
11: No one says the word “hip.”
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) February 17, 2021
Welcome to your 40s. Your medicine cabinet has now moved to a full cabinet in the kitchen.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) February 18, 2021
Whenever my husband puts away leftovers I like to guess how absurdly oversized the Tupperware is going to be. Yet I’m always still astounded by his choice.
— Daisy (@Daisyldoo) February 19, 2021
me: OMG why did you pee your pants?!
4: wanted to try something new.
— Manic Mama (@JannaKillHimNik) February 18, 2021
Welcome to Twitter. Someone who can’t take a joke will be with you shortly.
— WineMummy (@WineMummy) February 17, 2021
therapist: a lot of my clients are feeling that way right now
me: ok rank us
— Alex Dragicevich (@alexdrag_) February 18, 2021
I have a terrible memory unless we’re discussing something my husband did wrong.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) February 17, 2021
PARENTING MATH PROBLEM:
One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process?— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) February 17, 2021
It's often said that women complain about how men never listen, but I can honestly say I've never heard this from any woman.
— Has-bean dad joker (@AllanForsyth) February 19, 2021
A couple of our wine glasses broke, and I bought slightly smaller ones to replace them.
I don't think my wife has ever been this mad at me before.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) February 19, 2021
I’m not a regular Mom.
I’m a “YOU BETTER DIE IN YOUR VIDEO GAME BECAUSE DINNER IS READY IN 5 MINUTES!” Mom.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 14, 2021
I miss thinking about going to concerts and not going.
— Jimmer Cork-Bottle (@JimmerThatisAll) February 18, 2021
Now hiring: Someone to set up camp inside my brain and decide which photos in my phone camera roll can be deleted.
— redyellowgreendance (@RYGdance) February 18, 2021
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