This week, I tried REALLY HARD to look on the bright side of life.
With every piece of bad news, I tried to think of something positive.
I ran out of positives pretty quickly because the bad news seems to NEVER STOP.
Here’s some good news – people are still as funny as hell.
Here are 25 parenting tweets and memes to prove that fact.
Me then: if you slam your door one more time, you are going to be in big trouble
Me now: ah the sweet sound of a slamming door that means alone time
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) June 25, 2020
Hot Pockets- Now with 5 cheese!
Me- *adding both nacho and spray cheese* Amateurs— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@MaryJustice86) June 25, 2020
I got a new pair of leggings that I ADORE, and I put them on. I stood after using the toilet today, and the seat was blue. My ass was also blue. It looked like I’d shat out a smurf. All thanks to the dye in my leggings.
But they’re soft and have pockets so…worth it.
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) June 25, 2020
No one can tell me I haven’t been productive during quarantine. I’ve gained weight, attempted to watch every show on Netflix, & increased my alcohol tolerance considerably.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) June 25, 2020
3 has been watching “Beauty and the Beast” all morning and now she’s saying “bonjour” everytime she walks into a room. Don’t tell me screentime is bad for kids, this bish is speaking French.
— Mommy Uncensored (@amomuncensored) June 24, 2020
This pandemic is exactly why I hated group projects in school.
— erin mallory long (@erinmallorylong) June 25, 2020
[If Costco ran ads] here's a barrel of mayonnaise you piece of shit
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) June 24, 2020
[Apple Store]
Me: I've heard that the new iPhone is larger, thinner and it lasts longer.
Salesperson: Yep! Would you like to buy one?
Me: No. I'd like you to turn me into one.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 25, 2020
I talk a lot of shit for someone who can never remember how long to microwave a piece of leftover pizza.
— Mommy Meme Jeans 🏳️🌈 (@mommymemejeans) June 22, 2020
Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 24, 2020
Yep it’s all fake. The entire world shut down and ruined their economies, just to make you wear a mask because you’re so ugly.
— Jasmin (@SinCityJazz) June 24, 2020
Don’t get too excited. After Phase 4 comes Phase 1 again.
— Drew (Quarantined for your pleasure) (@dmc1138) June 25, 2020
I woke up with intense lower back pain and it could be from any number of activities I did yesterday: laying on the couch, sitting on the couch, eating on the couch, sleeping on the couch…
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 26, 2020
You want to print something? LOL eff you.
~printers
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) June 26, 2020
Parenting fucking sucks.
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) June 26, 2020
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