25 Funniest Parenting Memes And Tweets This Week

This week, I tried REALLY HARD to look on the bright side of life.

With every piece of bad news, I tried to think of something positive.

I ran out of positives pretty quickly because the bad news seems to NEVER STOP.

Here’s some good news – people are still as funny as hell.

Here are 25 parenting tweets and memes to prove that fact.

Me then: if you slam your door one more time, you are going to be in big trouble

Me now: ah the sweet sound of a slamming door that means alone time

— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) June 25, 2020

Hot Pockets- Now with 5 cheese!
Me- *adding both nacho and spray cheese* Amateurs

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@MaryJustice86) June 25, 2020

I got a new pair of leggings that I ADORE, and I put them on. I stood after using the toilet today, and the seat was blue. My ass was also blue. It looked like I’d shat out a smurf. All thanks to the dye in my leggings.

But they’re soft and have pockets so…worth it.

— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) June 25, 2020

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It’s gonna be a long summer #summerofcovid #pandemicproblems #summerproblems #summerbreak2020 #parentingsucks

A post shared by Dad and Buried (@dadandburied) on Jun 25, 2020 at 3:10pm PDT

No one can tell me I haven’t been productive during quarantine. I’ve gained weight, attempted to watch every show on Netflix, & increased my alcohol tolerance considerably.

— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) June 25, 2020

3 has been watching “Beauty and the Beast” all morning and now she’s saying “bonjour” everytime she walks into a room. Don’t tell me screentime is bad for kids, this bish is speaking French.

— Mommy Uncensored (@amomuncensored) June 24, 2020

This pandemic is exactly why I hated group projects in school.

— erin mallory long (@erinmallorylong) June 25, 2020

[If Costco ran ads] here's a barrel of mayonnaise you piece of shit

— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) June 24, 2020

[Apple Store]

Me: I've heard that the new iPhone is larger, thinner and it lasts longer.

Salesperson: Yep! Would you like to buy one?

Me: No. I'd like you to turn me into one.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 25, 2020

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EVERYTHING.

A post shared by The Mother Octopus (@themotheroctopus) on Jun 20, 2020 at 7:27am PDT

I talk a lot of shit for someone who can never remember how long to microwave a piece of leftover pizza.

— Mommy Meme Jeans 🏳️‍🌈 (@mommymemejeans) June 22, 2020

Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 24, 2020

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Well maybe next year.

A post shared by Mark || Dad Whisperer (@thecatwhisprer) on Jun 25, 2020 at 12:34pm PDT

Yep it’s all fake. The entire world shut down and ruined their economies, just to make you wear a mask because you’re so ugly.

— Jasmin (@SinCityJazz) June 24, 2020

Don’t get too excited. After Phase 4 comes Phase 1 again.

— Drew (Quarantined for your pleasure) (@dmc1138) June 25, 2020

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This is one of my favorite posts of the whole internet by my hilarious friend and fellow mother of 4 @paigekellerman_writer 🍹 . . . . . . . . . . . #familydozen #bigfamily❤️ #dontforgetdads #momofmany #largefamily #momof4 #bigfam #busymama #toddlerstyle #toddlersofig #straightclownin #memes4days #momaf #momproblems #momtruth #momlifebelike #dadsbelike #parentinghumor #sahmproblems #sahmlife #mommyproblems #parentinghumor #momstyle #momhumor #lifewithkids

A post shared by Virginia (@lifeandtimesofmom) on Jun 25, 2020 at 5:07pm PDT

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Follow @humorandwine for more life hacks

A post shared by No Idea What Im Doing (@noideadaddyblog) on Jun 24, 2020 at 6:18am PDT

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You guys want a popsicle or something? I don’t know why I bother putting on makeup at this point. 🥵 • Follow me at @mommymemejeans2 for more! • • • • • #mommymemejeans #mommymemejeans2 #summerheatwave #ihatetheheat #motherhoodunfiltered #modernmom #parentinglike #summerkids #sweatymesses #mommode #motherhooduncensored #momswhoswear #funnymom #raisinghumans #bringonfall #hoodieweatherplease

A post shared by Carly G | Mommy Meme Jeans (@mommymemejeans2) on Jun 24, 2020 at 7:01pm PDT

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I’m a great cook. I’ve earned this bad behavior 🤷🏽‍♀️

A post shared by Sara Buckley (@nottheworstmom) on Jun 25, 2020 at 6:50am PDT

I woke up with intense lower back pain and it could be from any number of activities I did yesterday: laying on the couch, sitting on the couch, eating on the couch, sleeping on the couch…

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 26, 2020

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$150 saved is a $150 earned! Credit unknown

A post shared by HowToBeADad (@howtobeadad) on Jun 24, 2020 at 11:33am PDT

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I love you to death, you little maniac… you’re gonna be the death of me. 😘😘 . The Hammer is heavy into the “fuck you fours” and one of us might not make it out alive. Send 🙏🏻 & 🍷. . Follow me @momandburied

A post shared by Mom and Buried (@momandburied) on Jun 23, 2020 at 2:02pm PDT

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There's no in between. I hated that in between stage where clothes are either too big or too small. Anyone else relate? Follow @parentsadvice for more parent related content. Need help with a parenting issue? Get advice from fellow parents, and myself (parent of 3 and owner of a successful nursery in london) DM us anonymously

A post shared by Little Blessings Childcare (@parentsadvice) on Jun 22, 2020 at 6:22am PDT

You want to print something? LOL eff you.

~printers

— your other mom (@difficultpatty) June 26, 2020

Parenting fucking sucks.

— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) June 26, 2020

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