We went to bed last night with all the windows open and woke up this morning to an arctic chill.
I love it.
I like the Fall weather for about two weeks then I’m complaining it’s too cold and want Summer back.
Actually, I don’t really care about the weather, but I need an opinion to make small talk with people.
Here are some of the funniest parenting tweets and memes from parents this week.
Alexa, homeschool my kids today
— Divergent Mama (@divergentmama) September 18, 2020
My 3yo wrote a song called, My Mommy Is So High. It's my favorite song because it's about me being taller than her.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 17, 2020
This was easily my 10-year-old's favorite part of the Mandalorian 2 trailer. pic.twitter.com/k5nzrnF29n
— Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) September 16, 2020
Husband: Should I order us some fries?
Me: I’m on a diet.
Husband: So I should order myself 2 fries?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 18, 2020
Been discussing it for a while but I think this weekend we will go get some mums to go by the front door. What do you guys do to keep the marriage spark alive?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 18, 2020
Marriage: When going to the grocery store for ice cream and a flu shot is considered date night.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) September 12, 2020
Sometimes, I look at my kids and my heart is so full it could explode but don’t worry, my tween can diffuse that feeling in .02 seconds with a single eye roll.
— Sarah Cottrell (@HousewifePlus) September 15, 2020
Just when I thought we had turned a corner on this clusterfuck of a year, my daughter brought a recorder home from school.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) September 18, 2020
I went for a root canal back when I had young children. They gave me a twilight drug so I could be responsive during the procedure. When I woke up afterwards he said – well it’s supposed to be a twilight drug, but the moms always fall asleep.
I think about this all the time.
— (((Princess of Whales))) (@NaomiSeu) September 18, 2020
Tomorrow, I stay strong. Today, I get drunk and scream and tell everyone to fuck off.
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) September 19, 2020
Them: How was your kid free vacation?
Me: Well I still think my kids are assholes but I don’t hate everything anymore so kind of successful?
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) September 17, 2020
[watching "The Mighty Ducks"]
Me: Isn't this great?
Me: Why not?
6: There aren't any ducks.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 18, 2020
Imagine someone telling you back in January that some Friday in September your 7yo would shush you while you washed dishes because he was on a call.
— The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) September 18, 2020