Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
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I decided to be ambitious and take my 10mo and 3yo to the library then walk to the store. Could not have gone worse, everyone cried a lot, lost 3yo in library. But when we got home, 3yo: “can we do that same thing again tomorrow?” Your bad day isn’t necessarily your kids bad day
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) December 5, 2023
I'm not saying I shop online a lot but the UPS guy named his firstborn after me sooo
— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) December 6, 2023
My 14yo has no less than 865 body sprays in her possession, pretty sure she’s running a black market body spray operation from her bedroom.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 6, 2023
My kid’s math teacher is sending home ‘fun parent challenges’ which I suppose is only fair considering she puts up with my ‘fun parent challenge’ daily.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) December 5, 2023
I thought I was experiencing early menopause but it turned out one of my kids set the thermostat to 87°.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 7, 2023
We've exchanged books we hate with the neighbors so we can complain about them together. It's honestly the best book club I've ever joined.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) December 4, 2023
If you’re a mom this time of year it’s both joyous and also makes you want to do a few anxiety barfs.
— themomessence (@themomessence) December 4, 2023
My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.
— Emma Beasley🐝 (@JustBeingEmma) December 7, 2023
It’s hard being a grown person having to teach my boomer mother how to properly treat wait staff.
— Kelly (@kelly__le) December 5, 2023
My younger son always coughs just like the opening of Eye of the Tiger
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) December 6, 2023
My 5yo got overheated, threw his blanket off, got out of bed, turned on the fan, got back in bed, pulled his blanket back up, and stuck one foot out from under the covers
It’s amazing how fast they learn
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 7, 2023
Not me, whispering “Kate Spade” every time I go near my husband’s phone because there’s still time for him to make a smart purchase before Christmas.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) December 6, 2023
i use humor to deal with most things because i look absolutely hideous in orange.
— Nadine Antoinette 🌊🖤 (@Lilblack_heart) December 6, 2023
Lost 5lbs and all it took was being deathly ill with a stomach bug.
Follow me for more fitness inspo.— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) December 7, 2023
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