Welcome to another edition of “parents just barely making it,” better known as, “the funniest tweets and memes of the week.”
Did you miss this last week? Did you even notice it was gone?
I took a hiatus to attend a friend’s wedding and missed collecting and delivering these to all of you. These tweets and memes are one of the best parts of my week and I didn’t realize how much I love doing this post until I missed one week.
I’m back. The funniest tweets and memes are back. Let’s get into it…
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Alright, let’s have a few laughs.
When I asked my toddler why she was crying she said , “I’m sad because you woke me up and now I can’t sleep anymore” and I have never felt closer to her
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) May 7, 2021
Medium: I’m trying to reach your mom but am having trouble locating her
Me: that’s too bad
Medium: I’m not mad, just disappointed
Me: *tearing up* mom?
— Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) May 6, 2021
Me: If you keep giving me attitude, I’ll change the WiFi password.
Teen: Fine. Go ahead.
Me:
T:
Me: How do I do that again?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 7, 2021
I was asked for my 3 kids full names and dates of birth today like I’m some sort of genius
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) May 6, 2021
My friends would all describe me as aloof, if I had any friends.
— Rock the Kasbah (@MarieLoerzel) May 6, 2021
me as a kid whenever my parents told me something: ok
my kid whenever i tell her something: i don’t think so daddy why don’t you look it up on your phone
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 6, 2021
intermittent fasting? i just slept 7 hours without a snack what more do you want from me?
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 5, 2021
Wore my husbands shoes outside and now I can’t stop grilling things and checking my weather app
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) May 6, 2021
Shout out to whoever designed those cute reusable kids sandwich containers that don’t fit a slice of bread in them.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 6, 2021
If I order 20 chicken nuggets and you give me one sweet and sour sauce I’ll go full Karen on you.
— mommaunfiltered (@MommaUnfiltered) May 6, 2021
Got the most adorable rage craft planned for today.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) May 2, 2021
i signed up for stitch fix today. the note to my stylist was "i'm a dad with 3 kids who has been wearing the same shirt for 6 years help me." that doesn't sound desperate right?
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 6, 2021
Me: No better time than the present!
6, looking around: Presents? Where? FOR ME?!
Me: Ugh. Never mind.{5 months later, at bedtime, after a LONG day}
6: Mom, remember when you said you had presents for me…?
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) April 29, 2021
Husband: “We agreed no more cards right? Cuz I can save $7 and get you a pint of ice cream instead.”
Marry someone who just gets you.
— Satirical Mommy (@MommySatirical) May 4, 2021
Sometimes I eat a bowl of cereal where my wife can hear me just to test our marriage.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 7, 2021
99% of the time, mean girls are a result of asshole parents. It’s science.
— Rachel Sobel (@whinecheezits) May 6, 2021
Am I the only weirdo who crawls military style across the living room floor when someone unexpectedly knocks on my door?
— Jerzey (@jerzey11011) May 6, 2021
Closest I’ve come to death was telling my wife that my mom is a better cook
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) May 6, 2021
I’m at that age where I have to set an alarm to make sure I’m awake for my teens’ curfews
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 3, 2021
That strut that says "I am better than you" while walking the shopping cart to the cart corral in the parking lot.
— Lazor (@Lazor2828) May 5, 2021
My wife needs to socially distance from Amazon.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) May 5, 2021
Some people get dressed up to go out in public, me? I get stressed up instead
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) May 6, 2021
My husband told me to dress nice because he was going to take me somewhere really expensive.
I swear to God, if it’s the Lowe’s lumber aisle, it’s over.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 6, 2021
Welcome to adulthood.
You’re now doing all the stuff you made fun of your parents for doing.— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) May 3, 2021
I’m not an awkward person, just in a few specific situations like if I have to talk on the phone or ordering at a restaurant or making small talk or meeting new people or asking someone for their address or if someone compliments me or if I’m dancing or cooking in front of peop
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) May 7, 2021
I have a 10yo daughter so I know exactly what it’s like to be stuck in a musical
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) May 6, 2021
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