This week, the kids play school (for some reason), I get mad at people on the street and I’ll go on any boring field trip.
If you’ve missed any of the past updates, now’s the time to right that wrong.
Now, onto the notes…
Parenting Tip #511
Is it just my kids?
Parenting Tip #512
Parenting Tip #513
“Were gonna go see where the thimbles are made, kids!!!!”
Parenting Tip #514
Please send help and multiple mops.
Parenting Tip #515
By 2019 terms, theyre practically blood sisters.
Parenting Tip #516
I have a true love/hate relationship with running.
I love the last mile, hate the first, and zone out for most of the miles in the middle.
And I loathe when I’m not running but see people on the street putting in the miles.
Parenting Tip #517
Parenting Tip #518
Im going to open the refrigerator door one my time and see if new food showed up.
That always works.
Parenting Tip #519
I’m just going to eat carbs until I figure it out.
Parenting Tip #520
Bedtime makes kids so damn hungry!!
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