Parenting Tip #377 – Say My Name, Say My Name

Don’t think of the headline in a sexual way.

Think of the Destiny’s Child song.

Except change the lyrics to reflect the daily struggles of being a parent.

Say My Name (Parenting Version)

Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you
Sayin “DADDY, I NEED YOU!”
Cause you can’t find your game

Say my name, say my name
You actin kinda crazy
Sayin daddy a hundred times daily
I’m hating my own name

Say my name, say my name
every thirty seconds
like a broken record
To show me something lame

Say my name, say my name
I’m hiding in the bathroom
You’re screaming from the playroom
“Come play another stupid f*cking game!”

Don’t say the name, don’t say the name
Every seven seconds
My good mood you are wrecking…”

And then I dance in the background while Beyonce does her thing and I’m all “yeah, what now” into the camera.

I’ll see everyone on the reunion tour.

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