Tag: funny

There are moments in life where Id love to go back, freeze time, give myself a 30-second pep talk, and hope for a better outcome.

This week, the kids see through my threats, my appliances are asked to do several jobs and the oldest is into bathroom calisthenics.

This week, the 6-year-old turns into Mr. Krabs, my current weekend parenting philosophy and one of the reasons I’ve stopped dating for the foreseeable future.

No matter how hard I push, persist, and plead, the 9-year-old isn’t a breakfast person.

This week, we play catch-up with some notes.

I’m taking a family road trip this summer. Our first vacation as a threesome.

This week, I discuss the random thoughts that make me laugh, keeping it simple and stupid and the kids go to civil war over an armrest.

Sometimes the internet is a teacher, albeit accidentally.

This week, I discuss trucks full of dead deer, letting kids fail, and the real reason online shopping was created.