Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s 40 funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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Wife: I’m not working tomorrow so don’t wake me up in the morning.
Me: Okay.[5 AM]
Me [waking wife up]: Hey I forget what you told me to do today.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 24, 2025
As a self-made millionaire and father of 16, I am begging all of you to stop believing everything you read on social media
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) January 21, 2025
About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut.
Follow me for more fitness advice.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 23, 2025
Dear kids, when I was your age this was terrifying. pic.twitter.com/NGmxqlpCfT
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) January 24, 2025
Angela Lansbury fans are surprisingly hostile
— Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) January 23, 2025
It’s really important that you start with an ‘a’ when typing in https://t.co/tDAJj9fWuz instead of an ‘i.’
— 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) January 24, 2025
My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now when she's mad at me I just say "Linda wouldn't get mad about that."
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) January 21, 2025
Not sure who needs to hear this but throw out the Tazo Green Tea bags you picked up from the hotel room in 2019
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 17, 2025
netflix is like “we have to raise our prices every 45 days, otherwise, no one will talk about us.”
— Dan (@dadopotamus) January 22, 2025
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