Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s 40 funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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Just got myself a sack full of medicine to deal with pneumonia in case anyone is wondering how my new year is gonna start.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) December 30, 2024
You’re older now. That New Year’s Day hangover isn’t from the 2 glasses of wine. It’s because you went to sleep past your bedtime
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) January 1, 2025
I’ve been in committed relationships that didn’t last as long as this week.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) January 3, 2025
Wicked has got me dreaming about the Willy Wonka reboot introducing Dua Loompa.
— A Dad Influence (@gbergan) January 3, 2025
Told my kids we can’t afford our yearly trip to Great Wolf Lodge, so we’ll headed to “Just Ok Coyote Motel”
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) January 3, 2025
Built the kids a fort with our Amazon boxes. It has two bathrooms and a study.
— The Dad Briefs (@SladeWentworth) January 2, 2025
I once bench-pressed 315 lbs, took a 7-hour Black Belt test outdoors in the summer, and taught 4 kids how to drive, but tearing these pill packs open at these stupid notches is still one of the hardest things I’ll ever do. pic.twitter.com/SCCim2pNq1
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 2, 2025
you can't scare me. You're not a parking garage that I can't figure out how to get out of.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 30, 2024
Introverts wear glasses to avoid eye contacts
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 2, 2025
a woman’s “give me 5 minutes” is a man’s “give me 45 minutes”.
— Dan (@dadopotamus) January 2, 2025
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