Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s 40 funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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Wanna know what’s an immediate turn off for me?
Lights left on in bathrooms— McDad (@mcdadstuff) December 11, 2024
My hair could look like it was cut with a dull hatchet but when the stylist hands me that mirror, Imma always say, “good.”
— A Dad Influence (@gbergan) December 14, 2024
6yo: Daddy, when Santa was young, who was doing his work?
Me: Probably Santa senior.
6yo: Oh, he was Spanish?
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) December 18, 2024
Wife: We need a mattress.
Salesman: Try them by getting into your usual sleeping position.
Wife: [lays on mattress]
Me: [heads to sofa dept]— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 20, 2024
Me: 47 slides into a 190 slide safety presentation.
My computer: time for an update asshole.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) December 18, 2024
let people have fun instead of making it about yourself.
— Dan (@dadopotamus) December 19, 2024
I’m keeping the romance alive by gift wrapping my wife’s Christmas presents which she ordered from Amazon
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) December 15, 2024
I have not one but two virtual holiday parties at work today and tomorrow that require camera on. please send booze.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 19, 2024
Welcome to your 40’s: your winter body is just your body now.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) December 19, 2024
let people have fun instead of making it about yourself.
— Dan (@dadopotamus) December 19, 2024
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