Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s 40 funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
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Tripped over a Christmas decoration and almost went fa la la la la ling down the stairs
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) December 23, 2024
Is it "gray" or "grey" and why?
— A Dad Influence (@gbergan) December 25, 2024
My 6yo got a fart blaster and just asked where you put the fart in it so you can imagine what kind of day I’m about to have.
— Dad Named Matt 🇺🇸 (@mahnamematt) December 25, 2024
Twas the day after Christmas
And all through the house
Was a bunch of stuff everyone got yesterday
Where the hell are we going to put all of this?— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 26, 2024
[CVS drive-thru pharmacist asks my wife for my birthdate]
Wife: 😳
Me : Seriously?
Wife: I can’t recall things under pressure.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) December 23, 2024
Welcome to adulthood: your present is finally getting to sit down.
Merry Christmas.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) December 26, 2024
it's a terrible time to be craving taco bell right now.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) December 26, 2024
My kids go through so much shampoo that now I’m convinced that they drink it. On the bright side they’ll have a very smooth and silky esophagus
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) December 9, 2024
A woman in her 20’s tried to give me her number.
my wife stopped her and ruined everyone’s day.
— Dan (@dadopotamus) December 21, 2024
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