Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest dad memes and tweets.
Grab a seat and enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
When I'm behind a slow driver in the fast lane I steer my car a little to the side so the people behind me can see it isn't my fault.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) September 21, 2023
*My kids were roleplaying my wife and I*
8yo *Being me*: Is this tweet funny? Can I post it?
5yo *Being my wife*: Can you please leave me alone for 5 minutes to drink my coffee?!
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) September 18, 2023
"But do I REALLY look good, or are you just saying that?"
– my wife, after she's already asked me 4 times if she looks good in this dress.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) September 18, 2023
i looked out the window to enjoy the beautiful view of our mountains. i then looked over to the left toward the end of our driveway and i see my 10 yo and 8 yo. they were twerking whenever cars came by.
we have to move now.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) September 21, 2023
Took my 6 y/o daughter to a college football game and my dream of turning her into a fan quickly faded when she asked to go home in the first quarter because “we just watched this game on TV last week.”
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) September 18, 2023
Me, hearing Weezer on the Classic Rock station pic.twitter.com/uvoM57k479
— 🍁Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) September 18, 2023
Left the door open and my Roomba ran away.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) September 21, 2023
Child: Can I borrow one of your shirts?
Child: It's School Spirit Week.
Child: Today is "Dress Like an Old Person Day."
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 21, 2023
A man with a jumper cable walks into a bar…
The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) September 21, 2023
my sister-in-law: sometimes happiness is hard to find.
my 8yo, whispering to me: you should tell her the corner store has blue slurpees.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) August 13, 2023