Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest dad memes and tweets of the week.
Please enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
One my favorite things about parenting is when your kid asks a deeply personal question, you REALLY struggle to conquer your demons to answer . . . and then your kid walks away in the middle of your answer.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) July 20, 2022
Kids today don't understand the pressure we were under selecting the perfect song to play on our outgoing answering machine message.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) July 21, 2022
My 7 month old likes avocado so I guess she’ll never own a home
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) July 21, 2022
As an adult you’re either extremely dehydrated or have to pee every 5mins, there is no in between.
— Mike (@Parentpains) July 20, 2022
Day 5 of vacation: finally went the right direction out of the elevator so walking around this town feelin’ like a local
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) July 21, 2022
The song “Rock Lobster” was inspired by Dwayne Johnson getting badly sunburned
— ADHDean (@ADHDeanASL) July 18, 2022
I've reached that age where my neighbors come by to make sure I'm okay in this heat.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 19, 2022
Today my 6 year-old son asked if I had an iPad growing up and I told him that we didn't have iPads or internet.
Then he looked me straight in the eye and said "did you even have food to eat?"
— 🍁Yukon Gold (@GrahamKritzer) July 21, 2022
When I text you back “Hehe” I’m totally doing it in the Michael Jackson voice.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) July 21, 2022
Me as a Youth: goes entire summer without wearing shoes
Me now: owns three different pairs of house sandles
— Adam Gaylord 🌻🐛🍻 (@AuthorGaylord) July 21, 2022
Unlocked next level of being a dad by humming along to the elevator music
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) July 21, 2022
No one told me how much time parenting girls would involve removing their hair from their mouths after they accidentally gag on it when eating.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) July 21, 2022
"I'm gonna take a break from this… actually I'm just gonna finish it all right now."
– my 4yo learning how ice cream works
— Xennaissance Dad (@XennDad) July 21, 2022
When I was a kid my mom collected troll dolls and I have to say, there’s nothing quite as off putting as seeing those fucking things in the middle of the night while trying to sneak a drink
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) July 11, 2022
Told my kids that either they stop fighting or at least make it more entertaining, so I'd say summer vacation is going great
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) July 20, 2022
My 10 y/o is sitting on a blanket in the front yard with her puppy, drinking lemonade out of a wine bottle and reading a book. She’s living her best life.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) July 20, 2022