Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
When’s it going to be summer? I’m ready to complain about the heat.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) January 26, 2023
If you took a kids book out of the library, and then it turns out that the library wants the book back, but you can’t find the book anywhere, where would you look for it? Just, you know, out of curiosity…
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 24, 2023
it’s all fun and games til the good knee gives out
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 24, 2023
Someone just identified herself on the phone by saying she's the one that always comments on my clogs… that doesn't narrow it down at all
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) January 24, 2023
Don’t have kids? pic.twitter.com/uvDiEuEtMN
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) January 23, 2023
My 7yo just told me I “breathed in a fussy way” if you want to know how the snow day with everyone home is going
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 26, 2023
Life is hard. Then you have kids and it's even harder.
-me a de-motivational speaker.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) January 25, 2023
This wine tastes like everyone can make their own dinner.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 25, 2023
I’m at the stage of my life where I cannot fake giving a shit
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) January 22, 2023
Help your kids rediscover old toys by trying to get rid of them
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) January 20, 2023
have kids and you, too, can find a chair with all the screws removed so “they could take a rest.”
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) January 25, 2023
A child repeatedly and frantically yelling “mom” could mean they are seriously hurt or it could mean they need to tell their mom what their new favorite color is.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 25, 2023
All of my targeted ads now start with… “You’re doing everything wrong. You’re over 40 and you’re a woman.”
— Marissa 💚💛 (@michimama75) January 24, 2023