Welcome to the latest installment of the week’s funniest mom memes and tweets.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny-as-hell mommas.
We had a long drive this weekend but thank god my kid had a story that lasted all 4 hours so we didn’t get bored
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) February 22, 2023
it’s not real good home cooking unless you find a hair
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) February 21, 2023
When you think about it, the act of peeing is completely ridiculous, like I have to get completely naked from the waist down 26 times per day??! Super inconvenient bro
— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) February 21, 2023
Two sounds that are terrifying to mothers:
A loud crash followed by screaming
— Mommeh Thee Dearest (@mommeh_dearest) February 22, 2023
Tried to set up screen time limits and somehow managed to only block myself from checking the weather
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 22, 2023
Facebook mom groups are great if you want hardwood mop suggestions or all the juicy details of someone’s divorce.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 22, 2023
Me: it’s time to go
Kids: wait. I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I don’t know where it is
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) February 20, 2023
My tween, who wanted money, told me I don’t look a day over 41. I’m 40.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) February 23, 2023
I have never felt more archaic than when my kid asked me “what language is that written in?” And the different language he was referring to was cursive.
— Stacey (@nofilterblonde) February 2, 2023
I can’t explain it, but watching tv with the subtitles on helps me to hear it better
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) February 18, 2023
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