Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest mom memes and tweets of the week.
It’s been a tough week. I think we need these laughs more than ever.
Hug your kids. Hug your parents. Hug your spouse. Now more than ever, don’t let the little things in life bother you.
If it does bother you, please tweet about it and send it to me. 🙂
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny ass mommas.
Manipulate your kids into helping with chores by loudly telling the younger one to show the older one how it’s done
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 24, 2022
One day I’m gonna have arthritis and I’m not gonna be able to open a new bottle of coffee creamer and these are the things that keep me up at night
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 23, 2022
New parents get to experience the utter joy a kid has going through a car wash for the first time. Experienced parents get the same but they also know to put the window lock on.
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) May 24, 2022
Me: Time to get a shower, you stink.
6yo: I don't think I can. My legs don't work.
Me: OK, Well, we will have to amputate.
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) May 23, 2022
When you’re over 40, waking up to go pee in the middle of the night means now you’re awake for the next hour.
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) May 21, 2022
After trying the dinner I made, my sweet little girl told me “it’s kinda gross but you worked really hard mom!”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 25, 2022
Walked into the kitchen to find my kid eating cereal for dinner. When I explained that I was just about to cook us something he said “let’s be honest, when dad’s out of town you don’t really bring your A game… cereal was the best choice for both of us”
— Deena Lang (@itsdeenalang) May 23, 2022
Me: Why are you still up?
8: Why do girls get their period?
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) May 25, 2022
My kids' car discussion today: do dogs live in Ohio
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 25, 2022
every time a fellow vegetarian starts raving about some meat alternative dish I’m like ok but who are we really trying to convince?
— Science Mom 🔬 (@EmSlyce) May 24, 2022
Blended family problems:
My 6yo doesn’t seem to know who my biological parents are
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) May 24, 2022
There’s nothing like waking up on Sunday morning, drinking your coffee & listening to your kid yell at their video game in the background.
This is peace & quiet now.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 22, 2022