Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest dad memes and tweets of the week.
Yesterday, the moms were cutting up. Now, it’s time for the dads to bring the chuckles.
Please enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
Radio: 🎶U Can’t Touch This!🎶
My 7yo: Why not? *proceeds to touch everything*
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) May 26, 2022
My 5yo is demanding I tell him where he lived when mommy and daddy were kids
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) May 23, 2022
My kids' favorite thing in the world is donuts, but a close second is peeing and flushing with door open in the bathroom next to my office
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 24, 2022
Flat screen TVs have robbed my kids of learning the art of hitting a television & cursing to make it work
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) May 22, 2022
Consider parenthood as a lifestyle choice so you, too, can start your day being blamed for things entirely out of your control like it being too sunny outside and socks being too yellow.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) May 26, 2022
Me: ugh, I need to be up at 5 AM
My brain: now is the perfect time to mimic alarm sounds
— ADHDean (@ADHDeanASL) May 24, 2022
I was called "fairly young" today so I'll ride that high for a couple days.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 26, 2022
Moth = Daughter.
Flame = Me, on a work video call.
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) May 26, 2022
I'm not a jealous person, however there's a certain restaurant we'll never go to again because the waiter made my wife laugh.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) May 25, 2022
Who called it “a bladder infection” and not “urine trouble”?
— The Dad Briefs (@SladeWentworth) May 24, 2022
Today I learned that you never bring a ‘it was their spa day’ to a ‘you soaked the cast iron pans overnight?!’ fight
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) May 26, 2022