Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest mom memes and tweets of the week.
Some kids are already on summer break. That will become painfully obvious while reading many of these tweets.
To all the moms struggling during week one of summer vacation, allow me to be a “glass half full” kinda guy and say this — at least we’re not all still in quarantine.
Please enjoy this collection of mom jokes, puns, memes, and regular old rants from some funny ass mommas.
My husband just reminded me that we have fish sticks which is awesome because I was worried I didn’t have anything to pack my kids for lunch that they wouldn’t eat
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 1, 2022
Having kids is fun because one morning you’ll just open your fridge and come face to face with a cherry named Gerald. pic.twitter.com/Nq8ZBXJl2j
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 31, 2022
Petition to make traffic lanes buzz like the game Operation when somebody swings wide to turn
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) June 1, 2022
But those parenting moments when they curl up to you, kiss your cheek, and whisper ever so softly in your ear “i just farted but it came out as a poo”, just priceless.
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) June 1, 2022
Just heard my 3yo yell Jesus fuck it! So…. do I pick up my mom of the year trophy or is it shipped?
— 3 Wild Rainbows (@wildrainbow2) June 1, 2022
~me protecting my food from my kids at all costs
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) June 1, 2022
As a parent I often wonder what precious knowledge my brain forgot in order to make room for the paw patrol characters and their assigned colors
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 31, 2022
My husband winked at me as he folded clothes.
Is this foreplay?
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) May 31, 2022
Feels like 90
Same weather app, same
— Mom Meh Dearest🤦🏼♀️ (@mommeh_dearest) May 31, 2022
My body is a wonderland.
And by wonderland, I mean
I wonder why I land so many injuries just getting out of bed
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) May 31, 2022
Me: No more talking. Good night.
10: Did you know you could throw a rock into a big body of water and be the last person to touch that rock until the end of time?
— @love.you.memeit (@LMemeit) June 1, 2022
The start of summer means a lot of things, but in our house it’s 💯 the start of “you went in the pool so that counts as a bath” season.
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) May 29, 2022
Stuck behind a student driver at a 4-way stop. Tell my family I’ll return one day
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 1, 2022
Parent pro tip:
Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted.
They are about to ask to borrow money.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 31, 2022
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