Welcome to the latest installment of the funniest dad memes and tweets of the week.
Yesterday, the moms were doing their thing, and now it’s time for the guys to bring the chuckles.
These guys had some time to kill before mowing the lawn for the fourth time this week.
Please enjoy this collection of dad jokes, puns, memes, and rants from some funny AF dads.
I’ve found that the easiest way to get rid of headaches is to make them go play outside.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 28, 2022
My wife still brings up that one time in 2013 I was indecisive about which shirt to wear, after her water broke
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) May 30, 2022
Drove by a coffee shop with “Roasters” in the name and my 12
y/o daughter asked, “do they roast you before they give you your coffee or something?” Someone needs to make this happen.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) June 2, 2022
When your baby begins to crawl, it’s acceptable to put him on a leash in public.
If anyone gives you a disapproving look, just tell them “It’s better for everyone this way,” or “He’s a rescue.”
— The Dad Briefs (@SladeWentworth) May 31, 2022
My wife put parental controls on Netflix because I watched one of our shows without her.
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) May 31, 2022
My daughter puts her dishes on the counter above the dishwasher, so it’s like she knows where it goes but
— McDad (@mcdadstuff) June 2, 2022
send thoughts and prayers for my 7yo. My wife discovered tonight he's been putting his freshly clean clothes in the dirty hamper instead of in the dresser where they belong.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 3, 2022
Hotel room farts are 3x louder than home farts. It’s just science
— ADHDean (@ADHDeanASL) June 1, 2022
[Puts on Looney Tunes for my 6-year-old]
6: [asks a hundred questions]
Me: Just had to ruin this for me, didn't you?
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) May 29, 2022
My son opened a window and said “NEIGHBORS, who wants to smell my dad’s juicy farts?! This is your window of opportunity!”
I’m like 10% embarrassed and 90% proud.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 29, 2022
When your kid says to another kid at the playground “let me show you this cool thing” then it’s either not worth watching or it’s going to go real bad
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) June 2, 2022
7yo: Daddy, I like the dinner you made it’s just that my taste buds don’t.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) June 2, 2022